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Congratulations to the kids born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70’s First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and \ or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue...
From Ian K-B
According to Ian K-B, the flavour of your tea can be greatly enhanced by being less than thorough when cleaning your teapot. Ian reckons that allowing a build up of previous brews will improve the...
A chap who went to an Indian restaurant for a meal passed out and slumped into his meal. Apparently he fell into a Kourma.
Mrs Bs Duck & Chips (Otherwise known as Posh Totty's Chicken & Chips)
Mrs Bs Duck & Chips (Or Posh Totty's Chicken & Chips) Ingredients Duck legs - as many as you like per person Morello Cherry Jam - Allow half a jar for 2 people Red Wine - Approx half a...
Ingredients 1 bottle of Gin (Cheap stuff will do) 12 oz of sloes 6 oz of granulated sugar Method 1. Wash, drain and prick the sloes 2. Layer the sloes and sugar in a large preserving jar or...
Recipe for Pumpkin Soup (serves 4-6) Ingredients: 2 lbs/900g of pumpkin (peeled, seeds removed and chopped) 1 large onion (roughly chopped) 1 large potato (peeled and chopped) 1 large carrot...
A lighthearted look at how things have changed....
School 1977 vs. School 2007 Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are...
With thanks to Caroline
I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong. I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End.' So I...
Need cheering up? Then have a look at these...
Two Aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant. Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says...
Posted by Tom Stevens
Does anyone know why limes don't have pips?